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Sorry for the delay...
Well another Mardi Gras is over... Coming into Mardi Gras is always exciting as hell, but when its over, you're ussually very glad it is (especially your liver)... anyway I'm sure alot of you are waiting for the updates of everything from Friday to Tuesday... I'm finally back to a computer, and will be updating snippits throughout today, tommorow and early next week if neccessary... So no worries my NOLAmiterros, your Mardi gras fix will be coming soon...

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Posted by NOLAmite at 2/22/2007 8:13 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
The Krewe of Rolling Elvi - 2007
So last night the Krewe of Rolling Elvi rolled in the Muses Parade... I can't begin to tell you how much fun it is to be with 60 other crazy fools dressed as elvis riding tiny motor scooters... the ride was pretty much a complete success, baring a few break downs, no one crashed and burned...  The Ball afterwards was a friggin blast too, open bar and the Radiators and Dr. John providing the musical entertainment... as before all the photos can be seen in All New Photo Galleries... Tonight the Elvi will be on the Balcony of the Avenue Pub in full costume, so I'm sure the next update will be quite enteraining as well...







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Posted by NOLAmite at 2/16/2007 12:08 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
dodging bullets

Holy Frickin Crap.... at about 3 or 4 am Monday night a tornado formed around westwego here in New Orleans, crossed the river and went to work on Carrollton.  It missed our house by a little over a block and a half as it ripped through trees and houses like buttah... I now realize I can can sleep through anything... We were also lucky that we were fortunate enough to not lose power...  I've been thinking about the whole thing after a day to digest, this city is still full of FEMA trailers, over 50 were destroyed by this storm... and we all know that tornados are natually drawn to trailer parks.  Not saying thats what caused it, just an observasion... Anyway, our hearts go out to all those people who lost everything in Katrina, and are now all the way back to square 1...

WDSU story

WDSU aerial video

WDSU photos of Carrollton

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Posted by NOLAmite at 2/14/2007 8:44 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
NOLAmite cleans up at the 2007 Grammy Awards
So following the practice parade yesterday, I jumped on my private jet with my hot date Petra Nemcova and jetted off to L.A. for the 49th Annual Grammy Awards... I was then awarded the Greatest Album Ever Award for my Newest Album, "NOLAmite is the Shiznit!!!" and also the Lifetime Achievment Award for, well being awesome and loved by all... Man yesterday was very tiring indeed...



Walking the red carpet with Petra....



Me (after a quick wardrobe change and haircut) and my Grammys
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Posted by NOLAmite at 2/12/2007 12:47 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Lyons Carnival Club Practice March with the Pussyfooters
So as noted earlier, The Lyons Carnival Club had there annual practice march through uptown this weekend... and I have to say this may have been my favorite march yet... when we arrived at the kingpin, we we're joined by the Pussyfooters, an awesome goup of ladies who bring it with their choreographed marching and all around hot/cuteness...  you can view the complete photo album by clicking on the All New Photo Galleries ... but here is a sample... plus video clips...


see step 1: cut a hole in a box below


The Pussyfooters

Marching towards the Milan Lounge...




The Pussyfooters strut their stuff on the neutral ground at Miss Mays...

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Posted by NOLAmite at 2/12/2007 10:14 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
First weekend of Mardi Gras

So the first weekend of Mardi Gras has come and gone, and I will have to say it was quite impressive for the first weekend... ussually these early parades are small with little fanfare, but they were a pleasant suprise this year...


video from the Krewe of Sparta - Saturday Night....



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Posted by NOLAmite at 2/12/2007 9:58 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
In memory of Anna-Nicole
Wow, who would have guessed that Anna Nicole Smith would just drop dead... Was it the trim spa? Was it family of her ex-husband trying to eliminate her from the 1.2 billion dollar estate? Paternity suit gone horribly wrong? space aliens? I guess we'll probably never know... So as a final tribute, I'll post this article from back in 2005 when she and I presented an award at the 2005 Aussie MTV Awards. I'll never for get that crazy night...



Anna-Nicole's booby trap
March 4, 2005 - 12:08AM

Former Playboy bunny Anna-Nicole Smith bared almost all at the MTV Awards in Sydney last night - pulling her dress down to her waist to expose her 32DD-size breasts.

While presenting an award, Smith pulled down her pink and silver dress, exposing her breasts - before turning around to tease audience members with a glimpse of the top of her G-string.

Her nipples were covered by MTV stickers.

Her actions follow controversy at last year's American Music Awards, where Smith was escorted off stage after rubbing her chest with her hand and asking the audience if they liked her body.

In Sydney, officials allowed Smith to remain on stage, alongside her co-presenter, ladies lova, and everyone's favorite, NOLAmite.

Her antics came as she presented the Video of the Year award to Australian outfit The Dissociatives.

As the band's lead singer Daniel Johns went to receive the award, the half-clothed Smith jumped on him, wrapping her legs around his waist.

Johns sang with a smile: "Dancing with Anna Nicole, dancing with Anna Nicole."

Later, at a press call in the media room, she again exposed her breasts - this time without the MTV stickers.

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Posted by NOLAmite at 2/9/2007 9:15 AM | View Comments (2523) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (1)
Lyons Carnival Club Practice March - Sunday Feb.11

For everybody who's in town for Mardi Gras, come on out to one of the stops this sunday to watch all of us drunken fools march the  Lyons Carnival Club Practice March on Sunday, Feb. 11th.  We start around 2:00 at Grits Bar and follow the route below stopping for cocktails at the marked stops and finish up back at Grits 3 or 4 hours later.  So come one and all to see what crazy costume ideas the boys have thought up, listen to the live brazz band on the band wagon, and get some throws while enjoying the show... hope to see everybody out there!!!

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Posted by NOLAmite at 2/8/2007 9:50 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Krewe de Vieux - 2007
So this past Saturday, the Krewe de Vieux had thier parade through the Marginey and the French Quarter, thus officially starting the parade season!!!  If you've never been to this Parade, you are truly missing out... They have a penchant for satire, especially of local and regional political figures and New Orleans current events.  Every mini-krewe has a brass band with them as well as going "old school" with hand made floats pulled by mules... This years theme: "Habitat fo Insanity"... I posted a photo album on the new photo galleries (to the left)... and also below is a 1 min clip of the parade...


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Posted by NOLAmite at 2/6/2007 3:35 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
greatest press conference ever!!!
As I mentioned in the last entry, here is the press conference of the two "suspects" in Boston discussing hair styles of the 70's...  "I'm sorry that's not a hair question."    Brilliant....


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Posted by NOLAmite at 2/5/2007 1:06 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)